25.6.08

call me nerdy..

this will be the most boring post ever..
nevermind.. i will just talk about my past experience about COOKING..

i remebered the time when i was left alone in our house..
my house was located near the beach so no nearby restaurant..
i became a mr. slop, and mr sit on my ass all day,
im a male teenager, i dont know how to cook, nd to clean.,.
how many male teenagers can cook...
but if ur a young girl, ur mom is like,

"sally, sally this is a spatula, u ahmm u cook with the spatula.."

that time i really dont know wat is spatula for...
but when ur a guy, u go outside and throw shit at each other...

so it was lunch time and i was starving, so i decided to call my mom..

"mom, how to, ahhmm, how do i make food??"

and she starts like speaking another language that i never heard of..

"ok son, first u on the stoce and set it in 125 degrees, and u wait for the bubble.. blah blah"

and i was like hold up, hold up!
first of all, ur using all this cooking term that arent implanted in the male's head...
second of all, her slang was very weird, its like talking to yoda from starwars..

so i was like, im starving and i dont have time to clean boil cut all these cooking term..
its too much..
so i ate junkfood and a mocha almond icecream for dessert..

so after a week of food starvation, i went for some cooking lesson,
nd got better..

sigh trying to cheer myself up..
well people r very keen to something that is not related in life,
so my advice is, just forget about things and problems,..

live high!!
so long readers!!

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