19.6.08

must do inside the lift..

~Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
~!Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to the other passengers.
~Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!
~Shave.
~Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, �Got enough air in there?�
~Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
~Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
~Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
~On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go �plink� at the bottom.
~Do Tai Chi exercises.
~When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back saying, �Ohhhh, not now, damn motion sickness!�
~Meow occassionally.
~Bet the other passengers that you can fit a quarter in your nose.
~Frown and mutter, �Gotta go, gotta go� then sigh and say, �Ooops, too late.�
~Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
~Sing �Mary had a little lamb� while continually pushing buttons.
~Holler �Chutes away?� whenever the elevator descends.
~Stare at another passenger for a while, then say, �You�re one of THEM!!� and move to the far corner of the elevator.
~Burp, and then say, �Mmmmmm�tasty!�
~Leave a box between the doors.
~Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
~Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers �through� it.
~Start a sing-along.
~Play the harmonica.
~Say �Ding!� at each floor.
~Lean against the button pannel.
~Say, �I wonder what all these buttons do?� and push the red buttons.
~Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
~Draw a little square on the floor with a chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your �personal space.�
~Bring a chair along.
~Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
~Announce in a demonic voice, �I must find a more suitable host body!�
~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
~Wear �X-Ray Specs.� and leer suggestively at the other passengers.
~Stare at your thumb and say, �I think it�s getting larger.�
~If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler �Bad touch!�
~Start eating a sandwich and offer to share it with the rest of the passengers.
~Start eating a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and offer to show the passengers what the sandwich looks like in your mouth.
~Start hacking and coughing in a crowded elevator and say, �Damn this flu virus.�
~Let out a loud and robust fart and blame it on the passenger next to you.
~Let out a silent fart and say, �Ok folks�everyone take a deep breath!�
~Jump up and down in a crowded elevator to see if it meets the minimum safety standards.
~Play with the alarm button durring your ride.
~Pick up the emergency elevator phone and make heavy breathing sounds into it.
~Act like you dropped your contact lens and tell everyone in the elevator not to move while you look for it.
~Put your face really close to the elevator doors and chant �open, open, open� during your ride. ~On a long elevator ride, let out a huge fart and say, �Darn it, I knew those pink stuffs wouldn�t hold off my diarrhea.�
~Start a human wave.
~Turn to your neighbor, perferably a woman, and say, �Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?�
~Go through your backpack yelling, �Where�s my pet rat?�

ok folks thats about it..

well do try and tell me wat happen..


now pics!

my painting..

yah i am a lousy artist..

but hey, at least i have the guts to show it to the world eventhough its freaking crappy..

well thats all my readers..

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i miss beth..

love you dear..

and where is kathylyn,

show ur self!!

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