There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine In pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
If Dad is Pop, how come! Mom isn’t Mop?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
If Dad is Pop, how come! Mom isn’t Mop?
yeah.. english sucks..
i tried to score a1 but in the end i score b4..
yah it sucks..
well now for pics...
this is my god sister..
belle, belle tan.
she always cracks me up..
shes crazy, i guess it runs in the family....
well this will be boring post..
so bye!!
i love you belle, but i love donut more!!
like hundred times more!!
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