hey wats cooking everybody??
our topic for today is stupid question ask my man..
i have a theory of why they r asking all these things..
Theory #1: People are so lonely that they will ask anything that comes to mind, simply to feel they are making contact with someone.
Theory #2: People really are stupid enough to think that others, who do not know them and have never seen them in person, can tell them if they are pretty or what color eyeshadow would look good on them or...(you get the idea).
Theory #3: People post stupid questions because they think the question is witty or funny. Theory #4: People post stupid questions because they have no idea that it's a stupid question, they actually think it is an intellegent question. (This is the saddest of my 4 theories and the one I truly hope is incorrect.)
so you wanna here some of he stupid question??
"hey wats the number of 911??"
imagine this
for example the other day, i was playing bAsketball with my friends then one time i went up to grab a rebound but as i was coming down And i landed bad with my ankle..
so i was a bit of a drama king..
as i was falling to the ground i shouted "ohh shit my ankle!!". trying to make it obvious that i was in pain. i guess my friend didn't "catch on" that i was hurt because one of them came up to me and ask "is there something wrong??". (no no, nothings wrong!! just during the basketball game i just want to randomly cry in pain...)so einstein over here knows that im in pain then he ask "wat part is bothering you??" (wat r u?? an idoit?? im holding my ankle and i even yelled out "ahh my ankle" as i was falling.) finally he tot that i was hurt so he said" ohh ok let me find an ice pack or something. to help you out..) and i was like "huh thanks but stuff like this should be AUTOMATIC!! people in pain dont usually have the time to answer dumb question..
another type of dumb question bothers me is "wat for??"
have you ask someone to give u something and they ask you "wat for??"
like one time i was in my friends house and i wanted to clean my teeth..
so i asked him "can i borrow ur toothpaste??"
then he gave me that obnoxious question "0.o wat for??"
(for my armpit!! i need toothpaste for my armpit!! is that how u use it??)
so next time when teachers ask you "ok kids dont be afraid to ask, theres no such thing as a stupid question.."
den u raise up ur hands and tell that darn teacher "ohh ok can you take off ur pants??"
okok i was kidding dont ask that question u will get into and trouble nd u wont even like wat you will see..
so thats all for now..
maybe tmr i will post about the sentosa outing of the carbs family..
cheers!!
beth! wake up!!
i love you my dear,
uncle jhey is always here to pray for you..
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